Saturday, April 29, 2006

Cliché: a watched pot never boils

(entered for 04.29.06)

Meaning: watching something won’t make it happen faster. Idiom and uses.
Rewrite 1: a watched phone never rings
Rewrite 2: a waited job never finishes
Rewrite 3: the hair on my head never grows
Rewrite 4: paint on the wall never fades

Comment: Of course it does – it just doesn’t seem to.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
The Big Fat List of TV Clichés: “The title says it all.”

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Cliché: six of one, half dozen of another

(entered for 04.28.06)

Meaning: different name, same thing. Uses.
Rewrite 1: six inches of one, half a foot of another
Rewrite 2: break it in half or divide it into two
Rewrite 3: half off here, 50 percent off there
Rewrite 4: a river, a stream, it’s all water to me

Comment: It’s a nit, but it really bugs me when an ad says “Save 50% off.” You can’t “save 50% off”! You save save 50%, or you can get 50% off, but you can’t do both!

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Tired Clichés: Toronto performance by TJ Dawe.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Cliché: nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof

Meaning: dancing around nervously
Rewrite 1: nervous as a dog on a short leash
Rewrite 2: nervous as a canary in a cage full of cats
Rewrite 3: teeth chattering like nervous skeletons
Rewrite 4: toes tapping nervously like boys before recess

Comment: Different kinds of nervousness, different ways of showing it.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
JRRShop: Eccentric software ZK rhymes and clichés.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Cliché: joined at the hip

(entered for 04.26.06)

Meaning: exceedingly close friendship or working relationship. Idiom.
Rewrite 1: coupled at the keyboard
Rewrite 2: attached by the phone line
Rewrite 3: connected at the coffee cup
Rewrite 4: wed at the water cooler

Comment: Alliteration isn’t necessary here, but it aids in the lyrical quality of the metaphor.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Brain Bender: Mixed up clichés.

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Cliché: even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while

(entered for 04.25.06)

Meaning: even the disadvantaged excels on occasion. Use examples.
Rewrite 1: even a deaf pig answers the dinner bell occasionally.
Rewrite 2: even a color-blind man matches socks once in a while.
Rewrite 3: even a man who can’t smell can give beautiful roses.
Rewrite 4: A geek and his girl aren’t forever doomed lovers.

Comment: Rewrite 4 is a stretch, but it can still work in the right circumstance.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Facts on File: Dictionary of clichés.

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Cliché: clear as a bell

Meaning: pure sound or clear meaning. Idiom.
Rewrite 1: clear as a
pristine glacial lake
Rewrite 2: clear as
crisp2 alpine air
Rewrite 3: clear as the sight between towering
peaksn2a
Rewrite 4:
clarity of a cloudless sky

Comment: I would have liked to see something more about clarity of sound or taste. Perhaps something more like “clarity of a French claret…”

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What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Clichés Gifts: “…gifts from the CartoonStock directory - the world's largest on-line collection of cartoon gifts.”

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

Cliché: when all is said and done

Meaning: when everything possible has been covered. Idiom.
Rewrite 1: when everyone is finished
pickingtv3b it to death
Rewrite 2: when you’ve
exhausted the last option3
Rewrite 3: when the saying is said and the doing is done
Rewrite 4: in the
end3

Comment: This cliché said it pretty well, so coming up with something clever may be difficult. I’d like to see what you can do with it.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Study Skills Writing: “Some examples of common clichés are highlighted below: How would you rewrite the examples to eliminate these clichés?”

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Cliché: run circles around

(also, run rings around)

Meaning: easily and quickly surpass you.
Origins.
Rewrite 1: do
doughnuts around
Rewrite 2: do
pretzels around
Rewrite 3: run around you like you’re standing still
Rewrite 4: make like a
hare while you make like a snail2

Comment: Rewrites 1 and 2 are more like 3-D versions of the original, while rewrites 3 and 4 try to extend the metaphor to a brag. In the case of the pretzel, it’s a more complicated or intricate pattern to weave around someone or something than simply a circle or ring. In the case of the hare and the snail, I had originally thought to use the hare versus the turtle metaphor, then decided to change the turtle to a snail to avoid a reference to the lesson learned when the slower turtle actually beat the much faster hare.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Why Clichés are so annoying: CorrenteWire (political commentary).

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Friday, April 21, 2006

Cliché: money doesn't grow on trees

Meaning: money is earned, not picked. Use examples and meanings.
Rewrite 1: money doesn’t pop out as leaves in the garden
Rewrite 2: you can’t hand-pick money like fruit on a tree
Rewrite 3: money may seem like bulbs on a
marquee, but it isn’t
Rewrite 4: money doesn’t flow like water from a
faucet

Comment: There are lots of other metaphors to pick from – books from a shelf, cans from a grocery store shelf, toys from a chest, bolts from a bin,
photons2 from the sun, etc…

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
AlterNet MediaCulture Please Pass the Clichés: “Pro sports are still fun to watch, but press conferences and players' remarks have become dry and inauthentic.”

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Cliché: if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

Meaning: if it’s too much for you, leave or quit. Origins.
Rewrite 1: if you can’t stand the heat,
douse the flame
Rewrite 2: if the handle’s too hot, let go of the
skillet
Rewrite 3: if you don’t like the smell, move to a different garden
Rewrite 4: most cooks who don’t like the taste use a different recipe

Comment: One way to rewrite or recast this metaphor is to stick to the senses. When even that fails to excite you, think of other extremes.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Sarah’s Bookarama: “All of us who joined in this discussion had great fun satirising these cliches, but as with all satire, there is a serious, morally-improving lesson here…”

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Cliché: his bark is worse than his bite

Meaning: he isn’t as dangerous as he sounds. Mentions and use examples.
Rewrite 1: his bark has no teeth
Rewrite 2: he’s all bark and no bite
Rewrite 3: he barks a good game, but he’s toothless
Rewrite 4: she
yowls better than she maulstv1

Comment: This one was fairly easy, and I was able to keep a lot of the “bite” of the original. Don’t be afraid to explore more synonyms for “bark” and “bite.”

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What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Tazlure Background Clichés: “There are some ideas for character backgrounds that have been done to death. These are the dreaded ‘background clichés’.”

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Cliché: back from the dead

Meaning: sleepy or way "out of it"
Rewrite 1:
outa7 like the dead
Rewrite 2: still
cold10 from the grave
Rewrite 3: walking like he’s wandering from the
cryptn1
Rewrite 4: missed the right turn to heaven

Comment: Usually used to describe someone who is “dead tired” or who walks around in a zombie-like state.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Words and Wordplay from Yahoo! UK & Ireland: “Phrases to say (to yourself or to others) in times of trouble.”

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Monday, April 17, 2006

Cliché: you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet

(entered for 04.17.06)

(Also,
you can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.)

Meaning: reaching a goal may require some sacrifice or unpleasantness. Use examples.
Rewrite 1: you have to mess up a pan to fry an
omelet
Rewrite 2: you may get an eggshell in the pan to turn an egg into an omelet
Rewrite 3: you have to slip on the ice a few times to learn to skate
Rewrite 4: you may have to
sunburn a few times to get a good tan

Comment: There are many unpleasant results from seemingly innocuous causes.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
RPG Cliché List: “…the grand list of cliches and absurdities that occur (and occur, and occur...) in traditional RPGs and LARPs…”

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Cliché: tilting at windmills

(entered for 04.16.06)

Meaning: doing battle with an imaginary enemy or going after overly-lofty goals. Origins and mentions.
Rewrite 1: battling
griffins and dragons
Rewrite 2: chasing merry men in Sherwood
Rewrite 3: seeking sunsets to ride valiantly into
Rewrite 4: seeking world peace one
tyrant at a time

Comment: Rewrite 2 borders on the obscure with its reference to Robin Hood’s merry men, but it can create a sense of going after the difficult to find.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Movie Clichés at The Z Review: “A list of our favourite clichés in the movies.” From the UK.

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

Cliché: one picture is worth a thousand words

Meaning: an image can say something better than can words. Mentions.
Rewrite 1: the picture told me more than a book could describe
Rewrite 2: a single picture can say more than a dozen
essays
Rewrite 3: I could write an essay, but printing a picture is quicker
Rewrite 4: better you should draw a map than tell him
directions

Comment: These don’t as easily fit into a metaphor, but they express the same idea.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Powell’s Books Death Sentences: Book by Don Watson, “How Clichés, Weasel Words and Management-Speak Are Strangling Public Language.”

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Cliché: lay my cards on the table

Meaning: expose all my strengths and weaknesses. Meaning.
Rewrite 1: show you my
cash drawer
Rewrite 2: open my books to the public
Rewrite 3: publish my
programming code
Rewrite 4: open my medical records

Comment1: Think of secrets you wouldn’t normally show others but that would be meaningful to show to get something in exchange.

Comment2: My thanks to Doug for pointing out an embarrassing spelling error in rewrite 2, which I have corrected.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Magnetic Poetry Clichés: “… the Magnetic Poetry Mixed-Up Clichés kit brings conversational shortcuts into the spotlight, celebrating the world of worn out words.”

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Cliché: give the shirt off your back

Meaning: generosity to the point of giving what little you have. Meaning.
Rewrite 1: give your last ounce of water
Rewrite 2: give the shoes off your feet
Rewrite 3: give your last clean shirt
Rewrite 4: give the
tien3 from round your neck

Comment: Think “what do I have only one left of” or “what can I least afford to part with,” and you get some idea of the sacrifice that’s implied in this cliché.
More reading about clichés

What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Dallas Sports Guide: “…clichés are more noticeable when used by athletes and other people involved in sports…”

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Cliché: as dense as a London fog

Meaning: very slow to learn or understand. Use examples.
Rewrite 1: as
dense5 as the heart of a black hole
Rewrite 2: the
density8 of a block of ice
Rewrite 3: denser than marble
Rewrite 4: no smarter than a block of salt

Comment: We should be careful to ensure people understand we’re talking learning curve here, not geophysics.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Baylor University The Lariat Online: “Defining ‘men’ requires thinking outside the cliché.”

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Cliché: where there's smoke there's fire

(Also: There’s no smoke without fire)

Meaning: find an effect and you’ll usually find its cause.
Origins.
Rewrite 1: when I see
smoke, I know to look for fire
Rewrite 2: where there’s a
burnn1,2 there’s fire
Rewrite 3: where there’s water there’s often a
leak1
Rewrite 4: I don’t need to see
horizontal rain to know I’m in a hurricane
Rewrite 5: When things look
odd and I see smoke, I know mirrors must be nearby

Comment: I tried to vary both the effect and the cause to broaden the scope of this cliché. Rewrite 5 relates to a different use of the word "smoke," in this case we're talking about deception.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Last Holiday: When Old Clichés: Work performance by Queen Latifah, a movie review.

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Cliché: to sugarcoat something (also candy-coat something)

(entered for 04.10.06)

Meaning: be overly optimistic about something to lessen its impact.
Rewrite 1: coat it with cavity-inducing2b sweetness
Rewrite 2: a ripe lemon coated with sugar
Rewrite 3: sweeten the gruel with optimism
Rewrite 4: coat the medicine with a fine sheen1 of sugar

Comment: I’m optimistic you’ll find more ways to coat the unsavory with sugar.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I googled “clichés”:
Movie Clichés: “Software by Tom Crosley and others.” From the Freedownloadscenter.com.

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Cliché: out of gas

(entered for 4.09.06)

Meaning: run out of fuel or energy.
Rewrite 1: gas gauge is on “E”
Rewrite 2: ran out of
fumes
Rewrite 3: fire is running on ashes
Rewrite 4: no kindling to fuel the fire

Comment: Rewrite 2 and 3 are plays on the “running on fumes” cliché.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Refuting The Top Ten Most Annoying Anti-War Clichés. From “Right Wing News.”

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Saturday, April 08, 2006

Cliché: knockout blow

Meaning: explosive hitting. Use examples.
Rewrite 1: hammer blow
Rewrite 2:
bunker-buster punch
Rewrite 3:
slug slam-fest
Rewrite 4:
whack attack

Comment: What made this somewhat easier to pull off was to put the emphasis first on “blow” and then pick appropriate adjectives.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Sensitive ‘Hustle & Flow’ resists clichés: movie review from seattlepi.com

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Friday, April 07, 2006

Cliché: hunker down

(entered for 04.07.06)

Meaning: to lower into a defensive posture . Meanings and translations.
Rewrite 1:
squat and shiver in fear
Rewrite 2: roll up into a ball and hope no one notices
Rewrite 3:
cower in a corner
Rewrite 4: let the wall cover your back and the floor cover your
behind

Comment: Important in this cliché is the “defensive” element, although a case could be made for melting in fear.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Cricinfo: Reversing the Clichés: “This was a very good day for England and a rotten one for some threadbare cricketing clichés” (article about cricket).

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Cliché: a deer in headlights

(entered for 4.06.06)

Meaning: frozen by what surprises you. Use examples.
Rewrite 1: a raccoon in
floodlights
Rewrite 2: a thief in
security4a lights
Rewrite 3: your teen caught taking money from your wallet
Rewrite 4: a shopper caught stuffing products in his pockets

Comment: There are two examples of this cliché: one is to startle something with a bright light (floodlights, security lights, flash light); the other is to startle someone doing something wrong.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Avoid clichés – like the plague: “Whether you're writing or speaking, clichés will weaken your message and cause your audience to tune out.”

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Cliché: work your fingers to the bone

(re-entered for 04.05.06)

Meaning: Work extremely hard.
Origins and meanings.
Rewrite 1: work the
prints off your fingers
Rewrite 2: work the
heel off your foot
Rewrite 3: run the
treadn3 off your tires
Rewrite 4: work the
handsn3a off your clock

Comment: This is about showing definitive results from extreme effort.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
GospelFlava.com: Gospel music (Clichés CD) review.

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Cliché: rub salt in the wound

(entered for 4.04.06)

Meaning: make something painful worse.
Meaning and uses.
Rewrite 1: rub lemon juice in the wound
Rewrite 2:
torchtv the burn
Rewrite 3:
icetv the cavity2
Rewrite 4: put pressure on a broken bone

Comment: De we really want to give ideas to torturers?

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Technorati Blog Finder: Clichés. This page shows blogs about cliches in order of authority (most site links). (On the day I looked this up, Cliché-a-Day was in the first spot on this results page.)

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Monday, April 03, 2006

Cliché: no strings attached

Meaning: no hidden agendas. Meaning and uses.
Rewrite 1: no tiny type at the bottom of your screen
Rewrite 2: no legal-speak language
Rewrite 3: no
disclaimers1b or footnotes
Rewrite 4: no
loopholes2 attached

Comment: When I think of “strings attached,” I think of legal language and footnotes the average person can’t decipher.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Procrastination Clichés: “Overused phrases and often not that funny jokes and clichés about procrastination.” From procrastinationhelp.com.

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Sunday, April 02, 2006

Cliché: it won't fly

Meaning: it won’t work. Use examples.
Rewrite 1: it’s got no
wingsn8b
Rewrite 2: it won’t make it off the ground
Rewrite 3: it might look like a boat, but it won’t float
Rewrite 4: it lacks the means to “get up and go”

Comment: You could give this metaphor a hammer and some nails, but it won’t build a house. I’ve tried to provide several
iterations to keep it from being just about flying.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
Christian Science Monitor: “Finally: A Sept. 11 story without the clichés.”

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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Cliché: give them an inch and they'll take a mile

Meaning: people will take advantage of your generosity. Use examples.
Rewrite 1: give them a hand and they’ll take an arm
Rewrite 2: give them a dime and they’ll take a dollar
Rewrite 3: give them what little you have and they’ll take the rest, too
Rewrite 4: for some, a dime in your hand is worth two in their pocket

Comment: The last rewrite is another way of looking at rewrite 2. It’s also kind of a retake on “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush,” although not a literal rewrite of it.

More reading about clichés
What I found when I
googled “clichés”:
GetAmused: “A Funny List of Movie Clichés.”

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